STFU Chelsea Lately Lover! Vodka and C*%k (The Hanukkah Special)

Fat Cow Mike Morano wracks his brain over what to get Chelsea Handler this year for Hanukkah. Men and Vodka, Chelsea's 2 favorite things, seem to be the best sources of inspiration...

Chelsea Handler UPDATE! Weinsteins, Molly Williams, Friends

Comic Actor Mike Morano makes Bob and Harvey Weinstein laugh, dates their daughter, gets a facelift for his site and his image, and is 3 degrees away from Rockstar Chelsea Handler.

Twilight/Taylor Lautner/Trump/Survivor.

The News, from a Late Night TV host's perspective. Mike Moranologue #2.

STFU Chelsea Lover! Obama/Gaga/Jackson

Here is my Mike Morano's first attempt at writing contemporary material in the style of Chelsea Handler's opening Monologue. Call it...a Mike Moranologue.

STFU Chelsea Lover! Day 1 Spread the Word

Mike Morano is getting excited about his new goal to get on Chelsea Lately.

STFU Chelsea Handler Lover! Introduction

After a TON of searching, I've finally found a new project. It's time to get real with who I am and where I want to be. Time to get of the stands and get into the game. Time to....well, you get the idea...STFU You Chelsea Handler Loving Homo!!!

Atlanta Floods

Coverage of the Atlanta floods around Six Flags and Canoe, as could be seen on CNN.

Getting Ready to Create a New Series

With a new state-of-the-art digital camera, Ari and I celebrated the culmination of the Fat Cow project and had a little dance.

STFU Fat Cow! Final Results Show!

This is it...did I reach my goal of losing 20 lbs. in 6 weeks? Furthermore, will I ever get the lighting fixed and the green screen working? Ladies and gentlemen, it's not a pretty picture what I've been through for the past six weeks...but DID I REACH MY GOAL?

STFU Fat Cow! Day 26 Becoming a Sex Symbol

All this weight I'm losing is crazy. I feel like a piece of meat.

STFU Fat Cow! Day 20 Time Magazine

I have a beef with time.

STFU Fat Cow! Parody of Padma's Carl's Jr. Commercial

Watch the original before you watch this spoof. Introducing, the all new Mc. Western Bacon Double Whopper Bell Grande $16 Burger! Available for a limited time.

STFU Fat Cow! Day 12 Soulja Girl

I learn some lessons on Marta, Atlanta's public transportation.

STFU Fat Cow! Day 8 Talk is Cheap

Less talky. More acty.

STFU Fat Cow! Hanging with Jen Coolidge

In this special edition, I talk about my experience with one of my favorite actresses, Jen Coolidge!

STFU Fat Cow! Day 7 Week 1 Results

STFU Fat Cow! Day 5 Mike Vs. the Doritos

I take on my biggest challenge yet, Doritos. This is easily one of my favorite videos.

STFU Fat Cow! Day 4 Oprah's Secret Strategy

STFU Fat Cow! Day 3 The Apology

I have been a little beside myself lately.

STFU Fat Cow! Day 2 Bill Bartmann

A Technique I learned from Billionaire Bill Bartmann.

STFU Fat Cow! Day 1

Let's get fit together. Start today. No excuses, you fat cow.

STFU You Fat Cow! Introduction

Cupcakes are delicious.